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not being drunk is so awful

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this gif looks like a couple o buddies headin on home while the’yre wasted out of their mind and peeta’s just obliterated cause he’s so drunk and katniss is cracking up cause finnick is crying about how he misses annie



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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy

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does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

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well? can he????

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Bromeo, oh Bromeo
I love you.. No homeo

-Every Bro Ever (via frecklesandstitches)

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do you ever just feel like


Omg all the time.

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